The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via lunarveins)
Please. Use that bitch tone with me.
THen tell me you hate when I do that. HA.
Please, come in my house and take over and then when you complain about shit taking too long get ignorant with me because I’m trying to speed things up.
Please, be a complete ass when my mom literally just told me horrid news and I’m pissed and upset.
Please, don’t be a friend. Please.